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                                                 erry Christmas and Happy New Years everyone. Your Waves buddy, the Beach
                                                 Bum, had a random thought the other day while riding around in his ol' scarab.
                                                 It's not like me to have very many thoughts in a day but here is what had me
                                                 thinking.
                                     This time of year there seems to be parties everywhere. Plenty of good times and a lot of drink-
                                     ing and celebrating going on. Many people are single and ready to mingle. A lot of people have
                                     trouble approaching someone they think they might like to date or ask out. It can be a pretty
                                     tense and nerve wracking situation sometimes. Have no fear, your pal the Beach Bum has some
                                     pick up lines for you to aid in breaking the ice. Here are some of my favorites. I am sure you can
                                     come up with more. Send your best pick up lines to your Beach Bum at:
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       •  Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over  •  Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connec-Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over  •  Hey
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                                                                   Hey, girl. Is your name Wi, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connec-, girl. Is your name Wi, girl. Is your name Wi Fi? Because we have a connec-Fi? Because we have a connec-
           you.                                                    tion.
       •  If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against  •  OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?
           me?
                                                                •  Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past
       •  I'm glad I brought my library card. Cause I'm totally check-  you again?
           ing you out.
                                                                •  Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.
       •  Kiss me if I'm wrong, dinosaurs still exist, right?
                                                                •  I hope you know CPR... Because you are taking my breath
       •  You must be Lucky Charms because you look magically de-  away.
           licious.

       •  Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've
           been searching for.

       •  Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
       •  Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling
           for you.

       •  Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been
           touched by an angel.

                         Have some good ones to add to the list?  Let us know at www.wavesgalveston.com

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